Yesterday I went shopping for salad ingredients, Napa cabbage, tomatoes, green onions etc. At home I had tucked away in the freezer my favorite fake crab leg obtained at Safeway. I also had a tray of real crab that I had frozen a while back. I busily assembled the ingredients and started chopping. Everything went well until I got to the frozen real crab. I was completely dismayed to discover that the crab had turned into a sort of rubber crab with zero test. I was very disappointed. I was reminded of my college biology professor who advised freezing fish in normal saline, it keeps things perfectly. Too bad I remembered that at this point. Next time I guess. I finished the salad with a dressing of mayo, apple cider vinegar, horse radish, pepper and a couple packets of Splenda. I then tossed on some sunflower seeds. Unfortunately the sunflower seeds tasted metallic to me. I am losing my sense of taste. Salt and sugar taste half salty, half sweet. No idea what the heck taste buds bloom on sunflower seeds.
I decided to get one of my regular severe haircuts and while I was there the lady had time and suggested a color. Sure, how about either bright blue or bright red? I chose red. It doesn't show up well on the picture but it looks brighter in person.
I also wanted a tattoo but the parlor was closed early for Memorial Day Weekend. I want her to put my initials in the back of my skull, Black letters with gold accents. Smallish. (evil smirk)
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