Friday, January 10, 2020

I may be mistaken but I thought I had already posted this one

I have decided to split up my angel collection because
I have a cat.  

Even if I hung one from the ceiling, Charlie would make a suicidal leap in an effort to bring it down. This would not sit well with his human boss.

Therefore I shall distribute them among my relatives great and small, near and far. Except Jim I will leave his in the attic until when ever. I don't think I have a fishing angel but I have time.

To Charlie and family;  I don't have star wars, Legos or horse angels.  Just close your eyes.  

I'm thinking  I will give all of my Hallmark angels (In boxes) to Ellen.

I have a cowboy angel that needs to fly to Oklahoma ( I think the cowboy has a girlfriend)  along with a miniature Cabbage patch doll who received her homemade wings from yers truly.

Carlah-dee-dah must have my bell angels. Best ones are the set from Mom and Dad for one of my birthdays.  She will share with Mitch.  I do believe I have a Chef angel, who looks a bit like the Swedish chef Muppet.

Justin is going to get the angry angel who is outwardly serene. See how I got out of that one?

Gale will get an entire collection of tree toppers, some are gorgeous.  She will share with Jennifer.

Phil and Jody will get my musical angels.  Don't know if I can find a Shaklee angel but I will keep an eye out.

Richard and Cathy;  Hmm, I don't think I have an angel hanging out of a car or any dog angels, so SUPRISE!!

Mell and family will get the blind selection.  I will blindfold myself and select stuff by feelies This could get creepy.

I have a collection of 12 cherubs playing instruments, very classy.  I have to superglue on set of wings that snapped off.  These will go the CVH Auxiliary.
  
If anyone wants the ONE handmade angel let me know. Poor thing needs a home.

If any of the California folk wish an angel let me know by messaging current physical addresses, I lost those addys long ago after multiple moves. 

One last thing, all of my angels reside in the attic. All neatly boxed up. I have requested the Beloved to drag them down for me.  Could be a problem.  It's very dusty up  there and certain personal protective gear must be assembled. ( I ain't kidding).  This will take meticulous planning and probably a delay of several months.  So make no plans for possession any time soon. 
  
Love, R aka Hoarder of unhung angels (Sniff)

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