Wednesday, November 26, 2014

A few words


FERGUSON, MO:


First of all, shooting down 18 year old Michael Brown was bad, if my brother were killed in such a manner I would not believe much of what actually happened. I don't care if he was the size of a a city bus, he was still my brother. 
 
The department only had ONE taser. That is like Barney Fife leaving his bullet in his pocket.

The August riot was handled badly, the run up to the Grand Jury verdict could have been handled with more care amongst the community I think the Church leaders gave it their best shot. I think the Grand Jury did the best they could. 
 
Cop reaction:
  1. Give the angry people a legitimate target, encourage them to burn and trash a condemned house somewhere....and clean up the mess.
  2. Furnish a used cop car to be smashed, trashed, rolled over and set on fire. Tickets one dollar each...and clean up the mess.
Crowd Control:

Instead of military vehicles, I would suggest a huge flock of sheep to be driven down the streets into the crowd. HUGE. FLOCK. OF. SHEEP. THOUSANDS. OF. SHEEP.

This would provide distraction, slippery footing, an occasional head butt to someones behind and do not forget the benefits of all that fertilizer. Additionally if anyone got hungry, nothing better than barbecued mutton over the coals of that burning condemned house somewhere. 

Oh yeah a water cannon would be helpful to...clean up the mess.


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