Sunday, March 28, 2010

Commercialism on T.V....but wait! There's more!!



I was idly scrolling through the many choices of television viewing the other evening when I paused in fascination over this above product. They showed these Bumputs (the name has been changed to protect small time opinionated consumers) a small plastic comb/bridge device that when hidden near the scalp with hair draped over, you too can have the latest hottest hair styles!

Ah...folks, the plastic device merely replaces the ratting of several ounces of hair and hair spray used extensively in 1965. Oh wait that's why it looks so familiar, my classmates and I were using the forerunners of Bumpets* and didn't even know it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm going to invent some worthless piece of junk, have Mitch take awesome photos and I'll market it and get rich beyond my wildest dreams....and on a different day I too might be able to understand the M Theory, both equally puzzling.

(my secret word verification, skdistr)

Anonymous said...

Ahem, I believe Skdistr was mentioned in the M-theory mathematics, in short it validates the distribution of the equation (S)k on line bundles. I think.

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MY Security words is uncoloy, which is, I believe, a medical term used when a colonoscopy is aborted. R