Sunday, January 31, 2016

INVENTING STUFF

When you are lying around in a hospital bed you have time to think.
1.  All hospital beds should have cup holders because I kept losing track of me bottle of ice water.
2. Need retractable armatures to hold personal items, five arms should do it.
3. The phone should be wireless blue tooth along with the forehead temperature gauge thingy.
4. the TV should hang on the room divider curtain instead of the ceiling.
5. I wore SCUDS they squeeze your legs tp help prevent blood clots. You health care folks ought to make SCUDZ for BUTTZ to help prevent bedsores. #squeeze pleeze.
Get busy please.

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