Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Idiot Proof


We have idiot proofed the house as much as possible.  My lovely pleather chair which heats and massages is enconced in the living room.  My channel changer has been secured to the adjacent table via cording and many rubber bands.  I can now retrieve if  it falls.  My Kindle is plugged in and charging.  The spare is in the bag that goes with me to dialysis.

My clothing that fits is in five heavy plastic shopping bags. They contain panties, socks, bras, shirts and pants. My shoes are arranged neatly beneath the old school bench which Mom used for growing violets. I have five or six sweaters draped on the back of the Herman Miller office chair.  I do have a few hangers with clothing in the downstairs closet. 

There are several signaling devices. They are round medallion type things.  They sound like a bell ringing.  One is in the bathroom, one is on the lamp next to my chair, one is by the stove and of course in the upstairs bedroom.  I have a grabber for picking up stuff or reaching for out of reach stuff.

For years now husband has been purchasing large containes of peanut butter filled crackers.  The empty ones are ideal for filling cereal, pasta, etc.  I have elimited many glass things that could come crashing down.

We have adequate phonage, including cell phones which I hardly use.  Husband is advocating the I get a smart phone.  I do like the "how do I get there" apps.

There no rugs to trip or fall, except there is a small rug in the downstairs bathroom.  Husband also had Reece Electric come and install a timer on the light switch so we don't run the heater too long.  Oh, did I do that!?

I purchased an attachment to the sink with a hose so that I may wash my hair and perform bathing functions. I love it!! Wish I had room for one of those sitting bathtubs.  oooh!

I also have one of those rolling chairs which I can use if I get dizzy.  I seldom do that and have learned to sit up before rising.  I do use the chair for transportation of lunch etc. to the living room.

The smoke alarms work, because recently I roasted some pepper to make the very fancy tamale pie.  They finally quite after I turned on the thing on the stove.  We are still eating tamale pie.

Wednesday, May 13, 2020


If I were stinking rich, I would do many good deeds before I purchased the Tioga Hotel in downtown Coos Bay.  It is a venerable building about 12 stories or more tall. 

I would keep the tallest floor as home for myself and husband.  The roof would be reconfigured for helicopter landing pad and the combination green house and place of worship.  I would also hire a beekeeper/gardener.

Next level down would be salt water swimming pool.  Life Guard on duty. There would be room for a complete gym with trainer available.

The rest of the levels would be apartments for all of my relatives.  Anyone can come subject to availability.  Book early!

At least one level of housing available for personnel and business managers.  I would have a very good lawyer on retainer. I would also have a man of God on retainer.

The bottom two floors are commercial and I would remodel the restaurant to top end kitchen.  The business would be leased.  They would also cater for occupants of the building.  There will be fabulous room service.

Also if there is a garage I will upgrade.  There will be topnotch mechanics.  They will also be available with a tow truck. 

All mechanicals will be upgraded and will be located in the basement. 

I will add a very large frieght elevator to the back of the building.

The garage will be large enough for guests to park including fairly large RV's.

There will be maid service and Nanny's.

There will be an on call physician as well as RN's.

There will be a concierge as well as security.

In addition, I will purchase building suitable for the homeless with all services they need.  I will provide employment for them.

Almost forgot, there will be counseling available.

If I have forgotten anything, do let me know.  I just love daydreaming.