day two of no posting on Facebook

Good morning; I woke at 5 am this morning, fired up my Kindle to read in my nice cozy warm bed.
I opened videos and found that because I have one of those prime accounts that I have access to all sorts of Videos.  I watched part of the first episode of "Alpha House"  Hilarious.  The story is that four senators share a house in DC.  One of them is Bill Murray who gets picked up by the DOJ to start serving a term in prison.  Now they must find a fourth roomie and attend to Congressional bidness.  So far, so funny.

The ice storm has triggered a state emergency so they can apply for FEMA money.  Wonder if FEMA has small change for that.  I wonder how Trump will treat FEMA once he gets in a budget cutting mood. 

I listened to another Podcast last night.  Was it Invisibilia? Yeah, I think so.  A young man was talking about his sophomore year in college.  He was greeting new freshman and heard an odd sounding voice next door.  He introduced himself and the young man replied very slowly stating his name.  It turned out that he was very bright, just talked slow as a result of being hit by a car when he was eight and being in a coma for five months.  He had to learn how to walk and never did get his voice back.  The weird thing is that he never knew that he talked slow, mostly because his parents were both deaf.  The first kid found a mutual acquaintance who was a neurologist and he had never heard of this particular ailment.  The slow talking guy wrote a song and sang it very slowly.  The first guy found a musical group to compose a song around his lyrics and speed and it was actually quite well done and very touching.  The things you learn on the radio, I tell ya. 

Bye for now.

 

Not possible to post on Facebook this morning.

Here sitting snugly and somewhat smugly on the beautiful southern Oregon coast, we really dodged a bullet this past couple of days.  A winter ice storm hit the central Willamette from Portland down to Roseburg.  Hundreds of huge old trees loaded with ice were crushed with the weight.  They fell on cars and houses, uprooted sidewalks etc.  There thousands of power outages.  Power crews from all over the state came in to help restore power. 

In the meanwhile I have been faithfully cranking out my eighth of a mile per day walk around the block.  I look for a break in the rain and occasionally get stunning sunshine.  Now sunshine here in Oregon can be dangerous.  While driving the light strobes through the trees as we fly by and it can be extremely distracting. Kind the visual version of running along a picket fence, dragging a stick along the fence for the noise.

On my daily walk, I always walk by a neighbors yard.  It has been semi-feral for years, no weeds mind you as ever square inch is planted with grape vine, fruit trees, giant ferns, a gingko tree, an yellow delicious apple tree, all sorts of begonias, huge Rhodies, one extremely large Douglas fir.  In the summer it is so overgrown that the sidewalk is like walking through a tunnel.  Most of the leaves drop off the trees in the winter and the sunshine shows off a rather handsome bird bath that is a large porcelain and just might be a spend McCoy or something.   There is one house on my route that has six or seven Trump signs in the front yard, they went up shortly after the election weirdly enough.  Oregon was a blue state for all the good it did us.

Also the annual Robin migration has arrived for them to Winter over.  A huge chattering flock descended to strip the red berries off my backyard Holly tree and they liked the tiny tine pine cones on the fir tree.

I like to listen to Splendid Table, one of the guests was complaining about how Delicious apples had no taste.  Hmmm, I then wondered if he had ever had a water cored Delicious.  That happens rarely and the growers curse it because that bin cannot be sent to market as they rot so quickly afterwards.  But water core happens when the fruit is still on the tree and then there is a frost.  The freezing forces juices to concentrate in veins near the core of the apple and is extra sweet and crispy.  I pity the person who has never tasted this financially unfortunate sometimes seasonal tasty miracle.  

I haven't felt like cooking much lately but yesterday I had all the ingredients for  Tamale Pie um except I used cut up corn tortilla shells instead of corn meal and I used a packet of Sloppy Joe seasoning which just left it faintly sweet, not overpoweringly Sloppy Joe like.  Husband left rave reviews.  The roasted peppers were spot on and so flavorful.

News on the kitty front.  Our newest black cat, Charlie, has discovered my lap.  Not only that but he will paw at the covers to be covered up.  And he is very good at holding me down in the chair.  He also likes to come to the bedroom and crawl under the top blanket where I have a heating pad, Bingo!!!  The oldest cat member, Braza, is 17 and 7 months.  She still gets around pretty well.

So, stay warm people, it's an extra chilly El Nino winter here and there.

Fannie Farmer's Last Meal (Netflix)

Christopher Kimball until recently, host of America's Test Kitchen decided he wanted to host a Bostonian Victorian dinner based on the 1896 cookbook by Fannie Farmer.  She was the first cook to standardize measuring cups and spoons.  Until her book was published, cooks used a handful of this, a peck of that, pinches and dashes.  Ok for most things but not precise enough for baking. unless you didn't mind the occasional hockey puck.

She published twelve course dinner menus in her cook book and Christopher decided to replicate one of those dinners as nearly as possible.  Twelve courses!! Now a days we usually gobble down  a one meal dish and dash. 

According to the Victorians, you could spill a drink at dinner but not announce it, just continue with dinner and a servant will clean up after you.  No discussion of politics or any rude topic.

This whole Victorian dinner took planning...over a year!! and that was not just the cooking.
The dinner was slated to take place in the family's Bostonian brown house.  He found an old antique
coal cooking stove and had the monster installed in his first floor kitchen.  The mason had to work in the brick work surrounding the chimney and back of the stove.  The stove was converted to wood burning and boy does it get hot.   They can make pizza in that monster.

His wife searched for a year for period table ware, cutlery, stem ware, linens and there was a gorgeous punch bowl for serving the rum punch.

Chris's coworkers from AMT did the recipe testing and it took months of trials to actually find the ingredients and try variations because Fannie Farmer's recipe did not include such things well known to the kitchen help in that period but which have long fallen out of common usage.

For instance the menu called for mock turtle soup.  Since the local turtles were on the endangered species list they could not use the local terrapins.  The Brits had somehow determined that mock turtle soup taste was best replicated by usage of calves heads.  The recipe did not specify how the calves heads were to be cooked; with brains and eyes or what.  Through trial and error it was discovered that the brains and eyes were to be removed prior to cooking.  The brains were poached and made into small balls that were then fried up for the dinner.  The eyes were discarded. This was only the beginning.  Head meat was to be shredded, various veggies prepped and all must be clarified into lovely soup.

There was a goose course.  The goose was covered in bacon.  There was a salmon course, and they diverted from Fanny's recipe for her salmon and simply grilled it on the woodstove.  The original called for a white sauce and some other unappetizing details.  There was a venison course.  The venison was larded using a long needle threading a core of lard into the meat to provide moisture. The stove was too hot and smoked the ends of the lard so they cut it off and it went up for service.

About four courses in there was a lemon sorbet as a palate cleanser.  That looked lovely.

The only vegetable course was artichokes and they were fried.  Not a speck of fresh lettuce salad as we know it was served.

There were three different jellies.  The cooking of this involved preparing calves foot jelly and it was  grueling.  Boil, boil, boil, calves feet, scrape off fat, voila jelly.  The jelly was then mixed with various flavorings, fruits and colors and set in layers in molds, quite colorful and delicious.

Wine was served throughout the dinner.  The upstairs butler had a microphone to let the downstairs cooks know that the next wine course was being poured and to bring up the next dish.  Good grief.

Dessert was an elaborate cake called Mandarin cake.  It was basically a chiffon cake backed in a mold, hollowed out and a lovely fruit crème inserted inside it and allowed to set.  The cake was decorated with whole mandarin oranges that were hollowed out and filled with layers of jellies and when sliced open were beautiful.  The display cake was left whole and individual slices of the cakes and jellies were presented on plates for each of the guests. 

There was so much work that went into this and to think that the Victorian Bostonians tossed an effort such as this on a more or less daily basis.  Shudders.  The modern crew that worked on this numbered about the same as the guests, a dozen or so.  I hope they got to nibble on the left overs. It sure looked like fun.

Now, I am no longer going to be able to follow Mr. Kimball on America's Test Kitchen because they have parted was in a flurry of litigation.  I have listened to him on the podcasts enough to form a hazy picture of what he looks like.  Not close.  He resembles Mr. Rogers with glasses and a bowtie.  And the web search revealed that he had lost 200 lbs to get to his present nicely slim weight.  Could not believe the before pictures.  Good job, now he can live longer and plan more elaborate dinners. Yay!!!

 

news from home

Occasionally I check the Messenger Index.  One of the news articles was that supplies had been donated to the school Art Class.  There was no such critter when I attended good old EHS unless you count the bathroom graffiti.  I would have cheerfully maimed for an art teacher.  Guess there never was an art teacher grateful enough to spend a year in the district to teach perspective to the ignorant. 
I would even consider auditing such a class that would be true Senior Citizen fun, I think.   I just read a book called the art forger, where an artist is stuck painting genuine copies of classics and her boss contracts her to copy one of the missing Vermeers from the 90's Isabella Stewart Gardner museum.  The artists gives intense study to doing a faithful copy how to fake a 17th century canvas/board, how to fake the translucent layers for which Vermeers are famous and ultimately she becomes convinced that she is copying an actual forged copy because she noticed that a few strokes are done opposite of what Vermeer himself had actually painted.  Of course there was a plot twist or two but the story turned out well.  There is still hope among the Art lovers that the paintings are in hiding and not being ruined hidden in some ones cellar after all these years.  I think there is still a five million dollar reward.  So be on the look out for yard sales. 

A bit more on my medical adventure

Finally Almost two handed typing right hand very shaky.  On January 8^th I fell down a full flight of stairs from upstairs to first floor.  I bounced a couple times, scraped up the left hand, hit my head and landed on my right shoulder breaking the humeral head in FOUR parts and shoving it into the chest cavity, collapsing the lung and breaking three ribs, I think.  Tim came tearing down to me and I said that we needed to get to the ER room. He somehow got me up on my feet and sitting in the seat behind him.  It was late so we parked in the garage near the ER elevator.  He had to buzz the  nurses to get a wheelchair and away we went.  I dimly remember meeting the ER doc and part of the CT scan or MRI of whatever tunnel I was in.  Two days later I woke up in ICU at OHSU. One of my siblings was feeding me ice chips.  I was so thirsty.  Carla, Phillip and Mitch had come to visit.  I loved seeing those guys.  Day spent sleeping and making noxious smells.  I was wired for food via nose, oxygen and all sorts of IV junk.

Phil and Mitch left the next day. Carla stayed another couple of days, God Bless her.  We got caught up and told jokes.  I asked her what was the funniest joke she had ever heard.  She said that one time she was in the library at Northwest Nazarene in Nampa where Silence was the absolute rule. This kid she knew walked up to her and asked, “What did the elephant say to the naked man?”  I

 dunno replied Carla.  The elephant said, “How do you breathe with that thing?”

She had to run down two flights of stairs to go outside to laugh out loud.  I liked the joke so much I kept telling over to each new caregiver who came along.

As a matter of fact while I was in the hospital I kind of lost control of all my social filters, I flirted with all the men. I chatted with the ladies.  I told terrible jokes as well.  I told my orthopedist here on follow up about all the beautiful men and women who worked at OHSU.  He grimaced and said that I must have gotten some really excellent drugs.  Ah well.  Tim had gone home to take care of the kitties and get ready to come back a couple days prior to my discharge.  Richard called to say he, Jim and Gale were going to drive over from Idaho for a visit.  Wow!  Tim drove up the same day and it was quite a get together.  We played “Do you remember?” until about 10 pm.  I was great seeing them, crossing the Blues in Winter!!!

They left and drove to Yoncalla for a visit with  Phil and Jody.

We left the hospital Monday MLK day.  Got to about exit 288 I-5 South and the alternator died.  Called Triple AAA, purchased a membership, waited about 45 minutes to get towed to AAA approved repair shop and the tow driver, John Jones drove us all over Tualatin to a car rental shop.  We got their last car, one of the smallest plastic cars I have ever seen.  I did like the gigantic single windshield washer blade.

We took off in an epic rain storm that rained all the way up and down the coast.  It was like a cow peeing on a flat rock. The traffic was bumper to bumper from Portland to Salem.  At one point we sat still on I-5 for a good fifteen minutes.  The day finally caught up with us at North Salem and floundered around at Arby’s for roast beef Sammy and drinks and found a Phoenix Inn and that was the end of us for the day.

Breakfast bar next morning tasted wonderful.  We got packed up and Tim went to load up the rental and he came back in a few minutes. The key wouldn’t open the door we might have to call the rental company to ask for help.  One of the guys at the front desk went out to help and it turned out that the does work….. when you put it in the correct car.   Giggles.  So off we went.  Took the Drain turn off and finally at long last, made it home. Thanks to every one who called or came to visit.  I love you all.

Phil volunteered to drive Tim to pick up repaired buggy so they drove up the 26^th. Phil kept

Tim entertained by telling him the four hour long saga of how he and
Jody wound up in Yoncalla. Tim got home late afternoon. 

Jody decided to bring back the Honda and they arrived a few minutes later.  We visited a bit long enough for Jody to bond with our new kitty, Charlie.  Thanks guys!!!

I am in a shoulder sling.  I am getting therapy with Alex at the PT place.  I made it to me rescheduled eye appointment and they will be scheduling me for laser each eye.  Says it is painless and can be done in Coos Bay.  Okay. Now must tussle with Pacific Source over drug coverage…..

Just received bill from Life Flight for the trip from Portland airport to OHSU. That trip was 6 miles long and was about 1700 hundred dollars. My portion is a buck ninety five...

 

INVENTING STUFF

When you are lying around in a hospital bed you have time to think.
1.  All hospital beds should have cup holders because I kept losing track of me bottle of ice water.
2. Need retractable armatures to hold personal items, five arms should do it.
3. The phone should be wireless blue tooth along with the forehead temperature gauge thingy.
4. the TV should hang on the room divider curtain instead of the ceiling.
5. I wore SCUDS they squeeze your legs tp help prevent blood clots. You health care folks ought to make SCUDZ for BUTTZ to help prevent bedsores. #squeeze pleeze.
Get busy please.

RECAP

Two days before our 21st anniversary I slipped and went bouncy bouncy down the full flight of stairs. I landed on my right shoulder and managed to make Trauma history. No one had ever seen a radial head broken off in the chest cavity. Broke some ribs too. I asked Tim to take me to ER. Did not think about 9-1-1. I dimly remember the CT scan. Woke up 2 days later in ICU post shoulder replacement and begging for water. M y sister Carla, her hubby Mitch and brother Phil were there giving me ice chips!! Forgot I woke up in OHSU! what a fabulous place. That part of the family stayed a couple of days. Thanks guys!! Tim came next after caring for the livestock and stayed. Next day two brothers, Rich and Jim came and so did sister Gale. The visit was epic we gossiped and tpld stories! Got discharged MLK day. buggy broke down at exit 288 South I5. Got AAA tow to repair shop and rented very tiny plastic car. Weather was bad traffic was at near stand still until near Salem. We got  room for the night. finished getting home next day.  SO thankful to get home.