I can only remember three Limericks: The first one is from Barbara Whelan. God Bless her, I miss her she was a wondeful.
First; Under the spreading chest nut tree, the village idiot sat, amusing himself by abusing himself and catching the stuff in his hat.
Second was: A young lady named Jill, tried TNT for a thrill. They found her vagina in North Carolina and bits of her tits in Brazil.
Third was: A girl from Dekaktur left in a freighter. She was had by the master, a total disaster, but the crew all made up for it later.
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