Wednesday, July 5, 2017

VERY OLD IT JOKE BUT AS IT HAPPENS....

Remember President Obama's 90 minute meeting with President Trump?  Well the agenda was very full but towards the end of the meeting Obama handed three sealed envelopes to Trump, each envelope was numbered one through three.  Obama told him, here these are some solutions that you may find handy if you have a problem that you just can't solve.  Good luck, sir and farewell. Trump tucked the envelopes away and went about his Presidential business.  Things seemed to be going well at first.  But something was bothering him, he finally opened envelope number one.  It said simply,  get the appointments filled.  Hmph, well that project had gotten bogged down so he whistled for a few select members of his staff and had them assemble a whole host of rich white men to be considered for the openings.  That effort kept everyone incredibly busy in addition to keeping the media busy with speculation  A month or so later, things were just getting difficult  again with various firings and investigations so Mr. Trump consulted the second envelope.  It said, "Take a trip."  So he did, several trips in fact.  This was very successful, he pumped up his base, shook hands with foreign dignitaries and everything was pretty hunky dory.  Unfortunately when he got back the budget loomed, the Affordable Care Act loomed and it looked like world war III would start in Congress.  Mr. Trump locked himself in his office and reluctantly took out the third envelope.  He opened it.  The paper inside read, "Prepare three envelopes."



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