Below is my 2011 submission for the annual Bulwer-Lytton contest. I had originally submitted this last year and it was rejected because my first version had nattered on far longer than their guidelines would allow.
I will post results when they come out sometime next month I think. R
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From: SCOTT B RICE [mailto:srice@pacbell.net]
Sent: Thursday, May 12, 2011 3:05 PM
To: Royce Alden
Subject: Re: BW contest entry 2011
Your submission has arrived and will receive the treatment it deserves.
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Subject: BW contest entry 2011
BULWER LYTTON CONTEST 4-14-2011
The Iron Chef inhaled the secret ingredient saccaromyces cerevisiae and was
reminded of his favorite breakfast of sourdough pancakes topped with genuine
maple syrup the kind that came in a maple leaf shaped glass bottle, which
once empty could be used to hold wildflowers after rinsing and thought it
was going to be an excruciating sixty minute battle.
2 comments:
The winners didn't make me laugh or groan as much as they have in the past.
Yeah and mine is not exactly a groaner either.
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