Excitement in the 'hood.

My neighbor across the street, who also works at the same place I do, hailed me at work.

Neighbor: "You guys lock your car up at night?"

Me: "Yeah, it is locked 24/7, why"?

Neighbor: "I decided to take Patty's car to work, I went to get into it and it had been trashed and some CD's taken. So I went back in to tell Patty to call the cops and I took my truck to go to work."

Me: "So what happened next?"

Neighbor: "The cops came, checked things out and asked if the cell phone they found was ours."

Me: "Was it?"

Neighbor with big evil grin, "Nope."