CHRISTMAS WREATH DECORATING CONTEST AT WORK

The Fun and Games Committee at work announced a Christmas Wreath Decorating Contest. Each department was given a nice large artificial wreath and we come up with the idea. Surgery has already decorated theirs with cute little forceps etc. Nursing has filled syringes with green and red dye. Erk. Health Information so far has one very very long string of green beads wrapped around and around and around...

Hey! I have one of those grapevine wreaths at home. I wonder what it would look like if....



... I used my seemingly vast collection of hand made necklaces!!!!



Um, the first version went fairly quickly but gravity won and the necklaces slid down the smooth grape vines to rest at the bottom resembling, strangely enough, my macrame' stuff from the 70's.



The second attempt involved finding the correct ends of the magnet closures and stringing all the necklaces together and wrapping them around the grapevine wreath.

Looks like flotsam found at sea when a yacht sunk and the valuables floated to the surface getting entangled in a life preserver ring.



Tried different location, curtains over my bedroom window...hmmm..

I need more BLING. Bring the BLINGITUDE. Must have so much bling the wreath falls off the hanger! I want BLINDING BLING!!!!




Let's face it people. I have taste for sh_t. Hmmph!