Today I was challenged to write something....so.......its a re-run from an old Coquille Diary...sigh

Because I read so much Romance I have been tinkering with sex scenes. I thought about inventing a species where the male has two penises; a top one and a bottom one. The top one is half the size of the bottom one. The females have an equivalent receptacle that involves an as yet undescribed method of reproduction.

The story involves a female ambassador from Earth to the planet Vax. She and the Vax ambassador are negotiating diplomatically how they shall reach Ishensa or Vax sex. Vax sex is required prior to any binding agreements, sort of a carnal handshake if you will. Vax generally think Earth men are lacking and unacceptable as Diplomats. However, the women may well be suitable. Our two protagonists are about to find how suitable they are to the act. This would probably work better as a short story, no pun intended.

UPDATE; I have decided that the male Vax has two tongues, I think one will be prehensile, the other for tasting. Boy can this guy whistle for a cab!! I don’t think he needs two of anything else, could get too confusing.

FURTHER REFINEMENT: Hmmm, I think a plot twist might be one where species that do not have compatible sexual equipment may enslave another species to negotiate for them. I can see a whole society evolved to perform Ishensa and of course some of the boys and girls who grow up in this society advocate revolution and advocate purity, Ishensa for Vax only. Must have a power struggle in here somewhere.

JUSTIFICATION: Must also explain why everyone wants to do a Vax deal. The Vax probably have the only available immortality pill made from ingredients found only on Vax. Ruling families own mines that produce the critical ingredients.

Did I say that the immortality pill cures nasty things such as Alzheimer’s disease, Parkinsonism, and regenerates tissue at the cellular level, which would imply a fairly long and healthy life?

Oh yeah, Earth is very interested in Vax, but Earth has something to trade. Earth has the Bubble. The Bubble is a bit of a misnomer and is really nano technology that envelopes each person with a protective dermal layer (all surfaces internal and external) that can withstand explosions, bullets, radiation, poison gas, vacuum and high impacts such as being struck by another person or object.

The Bubble is transmitted by skin to skin contact, so the Earth, who has been “bubblized” cannot touch the Vax ambassador until the “handshake”. The Vax ambassador cannot agree to a binding agreement unless Ishensa has been performed. Answer? Hmmm, how about a spray-on whole body prophylactic?

The applications of The Bubble are stunning and the social effects unexpected. Some of the effects are that war and the military as we know it is no longer needed except helping during disasters. Medicine devolves to a herbal concoction stage. Surgeons cannot perform surgery. People have to look the way they were born.

Medicare is now worried about the changing actuarial tables of surprisingly health senior citizens and jeez how long are people going to live anyhow? Maybe that immortality pill is a bad thing politically speaking.

Earth’s most historical enemies have been faced with two choices; get along or forget it. I should probably write a sub-story theme about how society has changed due to the Bubble. Long time enemies still exist however the Shiites and Sunni’s have evolved public insulting contests, quite elaborate and beautiful sort of like ceremonial Sumo without the wrestling. The Vax just want to protect their immortality pill. Life...ain’t it grand?

UPDATE; Oh....Noooooooooooo! I just realized I may have to change the name of the planet. Can you imagine a couple space jocks cracking wise over drinks in an intergalactic bar about getting Vaxinated!?

Also thinking about Chocolate. Save Earth, it is the only planet with chocolate. AND read recently about an Indian gentleman who has two penises and wishes to have surgery to remove one of his fully functioning penises so he can marry and live a normal lfe. Hmmm, I wonder if he has considered a career in interplanetary diplomacy?