WORKIN 9 TO 5:07

WORKIN 9 TO 5:07 I was at work and I was missing my notebook used for statistics. I found a pink notebook from another facility. I was in admissions where. patient signature was no longer required for Medicare patients. TIME means fear of not being able to cope with everyday life. PINK: Means love, joy, sweetness, happiness

SILLILNESS AWARD

SILLINESS AWARD: Yesterday evening, husband went out to fire up the buggy so we could go to his meeting at the Episcopal church (1889). He came and said the car would not start. So he called a friend to let him know that he might be late and started walking. I stayed home. He called ten minutes later to say he was at the outside door When he got home we were debating calling either the tire store or AAA. He went to the basement to plug in the charging unit so you jump start the car in the morning. I went to bed. He woke me about 7:30 am to say, “Guess what!? The car started right up. All this after dragging up charger, hood up, gloves on ect. It turns out that some how the shifter was not quite in park, so no engine start! Phew! I was having nightmares about comments Les Schwab or AAA could have made. So, Husband suggested we go to Cozy Kitchen for breakfast. I am never going to refuse the opportunity to have husband drive me somewhere for food! We got there and our usual waitress seated us and I told her that we were celebrating because the car started. I told her the rest of story and she laughed loud and long. Husband ordered his usual chicken fried steak with gravy, extra hashbrowns, no toast, scrambled eggs, OJ. Here is a good tip, tell your waitperson a funny story and get extra hashbrowns. I'm just sayiing.

THREE APARTMENTS

THREE APARTMENTS: I was living in the middle of three apartments. The apartment on my left was occupied by a woman was hated insects. She cleaned constantly to keep crumbs swept and counters clean. However she suddenly had sugar ants, a silverfish and a fly. She was horrified. I went my backdoor to step outside. I screamed in surprise. The entire parking lot was a huge new swimming pool. The neighbor on the right was a very rich man. Who had more money than sense. I yelled at him, “I hope you go broke!” Insects: Represent small obstacles to overcome. Swimming pool: Relaxation, ease, calm, luxury.

SENSITIVITY TRAINING

SENSITIVITY TRAINING Woke from an odd dream this morning. I was working a large grocery store. I was seated at a small table one half of the table had large polished stone marbles that were a blond stone with swirls. My side of the table held pepper in colors of red, green, yellow and orange. I decided to sort them by color. I noticed a young girl who was taking product off of the shelves and moving the items to another shelf. I asked her name. I told her to follow me. I took her to one of the supervisors office. I wanted her to apologize. Then I got a bag of corn ships and a can of baked beans. I put them in a gallon ziplock bag and gently crushed the chips. I made delicious nachos! MARBLES: Observation, perception, interest. RED: Raw energy. GREEN: Positive change. YELLOW: Intellect, energy, happiness. ORANGE: Hope, friendliness. APOLOGY: Forgiveness. NACHOS: A need for more leisurely pursuits.